the Joke game

[TheMilla]

no need to xplain something this easy...make a joke! :D





(uh... don't read this one if u can't stomach it tho :p)


an arab at the airport:

-name?
-abdul al-rhazib
-sex?
-three four times a week
-no no... i mean male or female?
-male, female, sometimes camel
-holy cow!
-yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-but isn't that hostile?
-horsestyle, doggystyle, any style!
-oh dear!
-no, no! deer run too fast...

[LoganBruin]

You forgot the reindeer, Norwegian!

[TheMilla]

u forgot to write a joke, logan :p

[Nuno]

Milla, is this a Joke or a technical advancement ? ;)

«Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter
speed so fast they now can photograph a woman with her
mouth shut. »

[LoganBruin]

How 'bout this? I'll give you the punchline and you come up with the joke.


"Told you I could get a girl in trouble without getting her pregnant. . ."

[Nuno]

Nah, that's hard...

Let's try this one instead, someone sent me :

5 Kinds of Sex

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon
period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of
the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the
kitchen.

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit,
perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which
you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"

5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is
when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of
everyone in the courtroom.

[TheMilla]

someone sent u 5 Kinds of Sex? i didn't know u could send stuff like that! was it by phone? phonesex? nuno?

[LoganBruin]

Every time I try phone sex, I fall off. . .

[ulfdog]

"Told you I could get a girl in trouble without getting her pregnant. . ."

You forget to buy her that diamond for Christmas she has been hinting about for the last two months. Wait that how you get yourself in trouble without getting her pregnant.

Also I think if I’m having sex with a girl, pregnancy would be the last of my worries.

[ulfdog]

My daughter would kill me for writing this, but what the favorite wine of the women form USC.

But daddy, I wanted a pink Mercedes.

[LoganBruin]

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own.”

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee . We settle small disagreements like this with the ‘Three Kick Rule.’”

The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"

The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.

The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, Now it's my turn."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

[Nuno]

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he
said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're
cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!

We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get
MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I
said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt
them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it
feels like when I'm driving."

[TheMilla]

a horse walks into a bar
and asks
why the long face?

[Tiffany]

haha, I am no good with jokes...o.k. I am going to openly steal one of Nick's Jokes! (sorry Nick, hope you don't mind:))....It's an oldy...

~Two guys walk into a bar;
~The third guy ducked!

I think the funniest part about the joke was definitely the overwhelming "HUH,?" response in the room when Nick told it!....It was a priceless moment! Guess that doesn't say much about the company I keep....their a bit slow;).

[Nuno]

Hm, let's get smth better ... I really did not understand Tiffany's
BTW , if it gets out of line this joke thing, who does the censorship ? ;)

A couple just got married and on the night of their honey-
moon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband,
"Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin."

The husband being shocked, replied, "How's that possible?
You've been married three times before."

The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist
and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband
was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it.

"Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he
wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"

[TheMilla]

censorship? i don't know ppls level of..ouch i don't know the english word :o

absolutely fell free to send me or the admins, or marina, a PM any time! that goes for anything u have opinions or questions about!


love

[Nuno]

«
A verdadeira bravura num homem não se demonstra nos campos de batalha, não está nem na coragem de enfrentar animais ferozes, nem nos perigos que põem a sua vida em risco.
A verdadeira bravura está em sair de casa para beber com os amigos, não avisar a esposa de que não vai jantar, chegar em casa de madrugada podre de bêbado, ser recebido por ela com uma vassoura na mão e ainda ter peito para lhe perguntar:
*- VAIS VARRER * *? * *OU VAIS VOAR?*
»

The true bravery of a man is not demonstrated in the fields of battle, nor in the courage to face fierce beasts, nor even in the dangers that might put his life in stake.
The true bravery is going out to drink with the buddies, not telling the wife about it and missing dinner, getting back in the middle of the night dead drunk, being received by her, with a broom in her hand, and having the guts to ask :
"are you going to sweep? or are you going to fly ?"

[LoganBruin]

A masked man with a gun runs into a sperm bank and orders the nurse at the front desk to drink that beaker of sperm of he'll shoot her.

So she drinks it.

The guy takes off the mask; it's her husband. "See, that wasn't so bad, was it?"

[Stormy]

LoganBruin, omg, how disgusting

[LoganBruin]

Two guys were hunting when one of them had a heart attack. The other called 911.

"I think my friend is dead!"

"Sir, please try to stay calm. First of all, make sure he's dead."

There was a silence, and then the 911 operator heard a gunshot. Then the guy came back on the line and said, "Okay, now what?"

[ulfdog]

What the difference between a recession and a depression?

A recession is when your friend loses their job.
A depression is when you lose your job.

[Tiffany]

someone sent this one to me yesterday:).....

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem p***d off in the least………. Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’ When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times then said ‘oh sh*t.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

[ulfdog]

What dessert causes the greatest weight gain ?


A wedding cake. :D

[Stormy]

A little boy says: Daddy, how was I born?
DAD says: Ah, my son. I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room,
where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed popup appeared and said: You've Got Male!
:D:D:D

[LoganBruin]

A man went to the drugstore to buy Dramamine and condoms for a 3-day cruise. Then his girlfriend told them the cruise was now for 7 days, so he went to buy more supplies. Then it was changed to a 2-week cruise, so he went back to the store to buy more dramamine and condoms.

The clerk tells him, "If it makes you sick, why do you keep doing it?"

[LoganBruin]

A jungle explorer is caught in the Amazon by an unknown tribe and thinks, "I am totally screwed!"

Suddenly god speaks to him. "You are not totally screwed! Pick up that rock and bash the chief's head in!"

So he picks up the rock and bashes the chief's head in, then sees the tribe staring at him in shock and wonders, "What now?"

And god says, "See? NOW you're totally screwed!"

[Nuno]

There is a knock on St. Peter's door. He looks out and a man
is standing there. St. Peter is about to begin his interview
when the man disappears.

A short time later there's another knock. St. Peter gets the
door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, and the man
disappears once again.

"Hey, are you playing games with me?" St. Peter calls after
him.

"No," the man's distant voice replies anxiously. "They're
trying to resuscitate me."

[Nuno]

This financial crisis is far worse than a divorce !

I have already lost half of my assets and my wife is stilll at home!

[ulfdog]

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply.

"Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.

The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."

The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."

Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.

He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"

The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"

"I promise I won't." she says.

"I was behind you in line at McDonald's." :D

[Tiffany]

FYI from an obscure medical journal.....


Doctors' Opinion of US Government's Financial Bailout Package -
Oct 2008 vol. II

The Allergists voted to scratch it,
and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the
Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!'
while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it,
and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some a**hole in
Washington.

[Nuno]

The doctor says to the patient, just after examining him :
- You are in a very good shape for 40 year old man, Mr Smith!
> Did I say I was 40 ?
- How old are you, them ?
> I was 57 last May...
- Geez, and how old was your father, when he died ?
> Did I say my father was dead ?
- I am terribly sorry ... How old is he ?
> 81!
- 81 ? Very good! And your grandfather, how old was he when he died ?
> Did I say that he died ?
- I am so sorry! How old is he ?
> He is 103, and is very well indeed.
- I am happy to know that ... And your grand-grand father, what did he die of ?
> Did I say he was dead ? He is 124 and is going to marry next week!
- Now that is to much! Why would a 124 year man want to get married ?
> Did I say he WANTED to get married ? He did not ... He is getting married because the girl got pregnant...

[Nuno]

Are you going to have sex ?
> The Government will give you a condom...
Ah, you already had sex ...
> No problem, the Government will pay you for the ««next day pill»
Are you pregnant ?
> The Government will pay for the abortion.
Are you unemplyed ?
> The Government will grant you an unemplyment subsidy...
Are you a drug addict ?
> The Government will give you needles and methadone
You are not very keen on working ?
> You may apply to the minimum income salary

NOW ...
Try to study hard, work hard, produce and behave and see what happens !
> You will win a neverendig collection of taxes!

[TheMilla]

oh u poor strugglers :p

[Tiffany]

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,"Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."

The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing "That's horrible! So many men dying like that."
Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"

[TheMilla]

here in norway, jokes about our neighbour countries are typical.

2 challenges

The sweedish-, the danish- and the norwegian guy were out in the jungle, and were captured by a tribe of natives.

they had pleaded for their lives, and were told they would keep their life if they could do 2 challenges.

The first challenge, was to go into the jungle with one of the tribe's worriors, and pick 100 fruits of the same kind.

the Norwegian and the dane came back at roughly the same time. the dane with 100 grapes, and the norwegian with 100 small berries.

they waited for the sweed for a while, but the cheef commanded that they could start challenge # 2 before the sweed returned.

the 2nd challenge was to put all 100 fruits up their anal opening within 1 hour.

the dane and the norwegian started doing what they were told. after a while, the norwegian guy started laughing loudly.

"what are u doing?" the dane aked.

The norwegian answered:
"look! there's the sweed with 100 coconuts!"

[Nuno]

Geez, Milla.

But if you think a little longer, it's the danes and the norwegians that are in trouble ... 100 coconuts up theirs is impossible.

But 100 grapes or berries is (perhaps?) possible but very uncomfortable I would guess.

Make it chillis instead of grapes and the danes would never forget it ;)

[TheMilla]

lol u're right :D

[TheMilla]

oh so funny :rolleyes:

heard in school...


- not to scare u, teacher, but my father says that if my grades don't improve soon, someone's gonna get spanked!

[ulfdog]

That maybe close to getting you a BD, although I did like the use of the term, "anal opening."

[TheMilla]

i'm no dog :p i don't care for those stupid creatures. so don't u BD me lol
now cats are better.

[Nuno]

Someone sent this to me recently ...

«
I met an older woman at a club last night.
This isn't usually my thing, but she was attractive enough for a 50-year-old. We had a few drinks, danced a little bit, and the next thing you know my hand was caressing her thigh and she was whispering dirty nothings in my ear.

She asked me if I'd ever had a sportsman's double, a mother and daughter 3-some? I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says tonight was my lucky night.

We went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"
»

[TheMilla]

wow lol omg!

[ulfdog]

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex.."

She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."

He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup." :D

[ulfdog]

A woman explains to her friend:

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks. "135," I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180...
The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5 foot 2.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac. What a bitch! :D :D

[Nuno]

A couple meets in a bar.
After some drinks, the lady, in her late fifties but still feeling very sexy, asks :
> How old do you think I am ?

The man answers :
> By that look of yours, I would give you ... 25 ?
> By your skin, kind of 20 ?
> And by your body, 18

She answers, beaming at him:
> wow! You know how to seduce a lady! What are you going to do now ?

He answers :
> The sum...

[AthenaEve]

What goes in your mouth hard but comes out wet and soggy???

Gum....you guys have some dirty minds if you thought of something else :p


Why did the traffic signal turn red??

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.

These made me smile :)

[ulfdog]

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'.

Paddy replies, ‘OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. 'Damn' he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face,

'Damn, Damn !'

He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.

'By Jeebers.... I'm a little crocked,' he says.

He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says 'No damn' way'. He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says 'I can make it to the bed'. He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says ' Damn it ' and falls into bed.


The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?'

Paddy says, ‘I did, Jess. I was really crocked. But how'd you know?'



'Mick phoned. . . you left your wheelchair at the pub. :(

[Nuno]

This is about someone you know - each country has its own characters...

A german guy, away from his country was looking for directions and stopped his car close to another car, with two locals inside, and asks :

- 'Entschuldigung, können sie Deutsche sprachen?'
The two locals looked at each other and said nothing. He tried again:
- 'Excusez-moi, parlez vous français?'
The two guys looked back at him, still silent...
- 'Prego signori, parlate italiano?'
Nothing, as reaction of the two locals.
- 'Hablan ustedes español?'
Still no reaction at all...
- 'Por favor, falam português ?'
Nothing. Totally despaired by this lack of reaction the german gives up and goes away.

One of the guys turns to the other and says :
- Perhaps we should learn a foreign language ...
- What for ? That guy knew five, and ... was it of any use to him ?

[ulfdog]

There was this young couple who were traveling though the southwest, when they came to a small out of the way town. As they walked around the town they spotted an old Native American Chief sitting on a bench, eyes closed and head down asleep.

The young woman asked one of the locals about the old man and was told he is 105 years old and can remember everything that he has done in his life. So the young man decided to test the old Chief’s memory and asked him, “What did you have for breakfast on April 17, 1958.”

The old man, opens his eyes and says...... eggs.

The young couple walks away a little disappointed and the young mans, says to his wife loud enough for the old man to hear, “what a rip off anyone could come up with eggs.”

About a year later the same couple stops in the same small town. As they see the old Chief the young man holds up his hand and says, “How.”

And as they pass the old Indian looks up and replies, ........................... “Scrambled.” :D

[Tiffany]

A Philly Wife


Three men married wives from different cities:

The first man married a woman from Chicago . He told her that she
was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but
on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed
and put away. The second man married a woman from New York . He gave
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he
saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the
dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third
man married a girl from Philadelphia . He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot
meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of
his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself
a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

[LaurentSeattle]

Good one Tiffany! Thanks.

[Tiffany]

hehe. yeah, good thing for the hubby I'm not from Philly....but we are very close:)

[Nuno]

Wife : «Do you want to have dinner ?»

Husband «Of course! What are the options ?»

Wife : «Yes» and «No»

[Stormy]

Small boy wrote to Santa Claus: "Send me a brother!" Santa wrote back: "Send me your mother" :D
-Stormy-

[LaurentSeattle]

You are the President of the United States. Scientists have discovered a meteor that is headed towards the earth. They have calculated that it will strike France in 2 days, at approximately 2:30 A.M. The meteor is large enough to completely wipe France from the face of the earth forever.

France and the United Nations have requested that the United States send all available ships and aircraft to help evacuate the country.

As the President, you must decide: Do you stay up late on the night of the impact to watch the coverage live, or tape it and watch it in the morning?

[ulfdog]

Blonde flat tire:

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.

To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men, which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.

He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

'What's going on here? '

'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.

'Well, what are those 2 obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Helloooooo,
Those are my emergency flashers! :D

[ulfdog]

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain: with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet: wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.





GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran: ruled by nuts. :eek:

[ulfdog]

I was walking past a mental hospital the other day.
All the patients were chanting, "13....13....13..."

The fence was too high to see over but I saw a little gap in the
planks, so I looked through to see what was going on...

Someone poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started chanting, ''14... 14...14'..." :D

[Tiffany]

LMAO...Good one, Ulf! :D